Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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