How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Badabing.

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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