Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

There are two muffins in a oven, the first muffin is chocolate chip and the second muffin is blueberry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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