What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

PENIS that is all

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings! What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Adelle....

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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