What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

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Abortion.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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