- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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