What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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