My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

A Serbian Film

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

class is canceled. My professor died.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What's big and long? My dick.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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