- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Your so gay, that you like men!

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Rush Limbaugh

Womens rights

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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