- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

Ron Paul for President!

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Justin Bieber

Tommy got neutered.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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