What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

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how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Aye I heard somethin about yo mom WAT!!!!!!!!! She a bop

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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What did the scuba diver say to his partner when he got stuck in some seaweed. Something that sort of sounded like glug, or maybe blub, or some other sound you would hear trying to talk underwater.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

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Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away." "I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A: Knock Knock! B: RING THE DOORBELL YA DUMMY

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. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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