- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Your mam is so fat.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

tea with milk?

women's rights

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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