Homo say what?

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What's half of 8? o

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

Your Mother

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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