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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

You know what's gay?? Lesbians

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What's half of 8? o

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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