- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

Your mam is so fat.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

tea with milk?

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

women's rights

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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