- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

women's rights

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

tea with milk?

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Your mam is so fat.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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