- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mam is so fat.

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

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