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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

No soup for you!

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

The game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A terrorist. What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. What are you racist or something?

Why did Sally drop her Ice Cream Cone? Because her dog licked her butthole.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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