Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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