What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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one day a hippy and a nun wer on a bus, the hippy asks, Will you have sex with me? the none replies, heck no im a nun. the nun gets off the bus and the hippy follows. the bus driver stops him and says, i know how you can have sex with her, she goes to the cemitary at 9:00 every night, dress us as jesus and command her to have sex with you. okay thanks! the hippy says. that night the hippy dress's up as jesus finds the nun and says " i am jesus and i command you to have sex with me. The nun says okay but only A n a l because im a nun! and they get to it, when there done the hippy takes off his mask and says haha im the hippy, the nun takes off her mask and says haha im the bus driver!! like if you get it :)

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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think twice or at least think

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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