What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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i was in bed with a girl recently and she said to me 'I want tonight to be magical', so afterwards i disappeared.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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God is like semen. They're both nouns.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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