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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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