- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Womens rights

Rush Limbaugh

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your so gay, that you like men!

Whats worse than the holocaust? Anal.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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