Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Whoever said "don't start what you can't finish" hopefully didn't think about having kids Cuz that would be horror Get it?

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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Whats worse then 10 black men hanging from trees? Kittens

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Anti Joke

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