- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

i just wrote this so hard

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Womens rights

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What moos like a cow? Another cow

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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