- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

How do you stop the skunk from smelling, you rip it in half and bury the body therefore stopping the smells from escaping.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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