- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

I once walked into my grandmas house to find her laying face down on the ground. It turns out that everyone was planking but grandma wasn't breathing...

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

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