What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Barack Obama, Joe Biden, and the Devil all walk into a bar. Biden and Obama order a couple of beers and begin quietly conversing, while their security detail stands next to them. "The Devil" is actually a heavily tattooed performance artist, who in 1999 legally changed his name from Jim Larson. He has just gotten off work at his day job (a paralegal at a medium-sized firm), and is relaxing with a Johnnie Walker at the bar. Although he notices the president and vice president nearby, he has seen many politicians during his time working in DC, and so hardly pays attention.

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

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Your mom is so fat, that your gonna get a brother soon.

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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