- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Some jokes rhyme, But this one doesn't

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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