- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

What do you call a quadriplegic man at a museum? "Sir," unless you happen to know his given name, in which case it would be most polite to call him that.

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