- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A bar walks into a man

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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