why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

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what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

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What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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What is dull and has no point? A pencil without its point

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

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Q:Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: he isn't because 6 and 7 are both concepts that cannot have fear like a living being

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

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Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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