Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

you dint have to be a jew matt

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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