- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

A baby seal walks into a club.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

your face

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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