- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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