- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

Mahmy

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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