- Anti Joke

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

hey hey apple

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M