Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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Microwave

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ure mama's so fat

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Shea's sty....

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