- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

Lindsay Lohan

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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