- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

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What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

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