- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

Canadians

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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