- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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