- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

knock knock There's no door

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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