- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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