- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Neil Lewis

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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