- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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