A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

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Wolfjob.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Guess who is violent. Osama

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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i killed my family

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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2 black kids walk into school

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What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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