I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

What happened to the fish? It drowned

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

what did the old lady die of old age...

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Julian Ha.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Stop me if you heard this one before.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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