100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Good job, son.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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A man penetrates another man.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

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Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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