- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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