I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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You're a big fat monkey.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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A cat playing laser tag.

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Good job, son.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

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Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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