A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

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Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

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Neil Lewis

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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