- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Did you know that Obama wasn't born in the United States? the contiguous United States

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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