Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Get on the boat.

how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

I am quite mature.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Life

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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