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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

shut up elliot

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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