- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Women's rights.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

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