there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

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What did the white male say to the black male who had just robbed a bank? I'm glad you have a reliable source of income to feed yourself and your family

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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Q:What is usually pink, brown or black, usually big and comes out smaller, which goes in and out of your mothers mouth? A: Could be lots of things really... Moral: But we all know what you imagined you sick bastard!

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

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Jersey Shore.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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