Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

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Do you want to hear a joke? No.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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