Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

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Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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