Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

Fat people

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

25

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Anti Joke

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