- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

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