What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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What would Muhammed do?

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

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Were can you find a bag of meth?

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have stage IV Ovarian Cancer.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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You just made me realize something friend, and for that I am grateful, I quit and left the remains of what could have been put together again, I mean if the chance was there, I betrayed both you and myself by leaving a sinking ship. I keep telling myself that our dream has no chance of becoming real in a world where people lack what we consider vision, individuality. Now I realize that by losing faith in humanity accepting their individuality and becoming an author of fiction, I have indeed lost my own belief in a greater world, this of course being reflected upon the fact that I write fiction, rather than speeches and well, what I once considered wisdom. Its just that its lonely at the top, the wiser you become, the more alienated you become from the rest, and if others no longer grasp our concepts of wisdom, strength honor, love and such.. Then I suppose that we just end up lonely, as aliens in a world full of monkeys, until I have begun questioning myself if I am just an arrogant prick, and taken that for an answer. Then it does not matter if you have one follower or a million... ...The sensation of solitude, becomes overwhelming, I guess I have been looking around the world for a definition, rather than following my own heart. Listen, I wont pretend to be you, but I will gladly join you, but if you cannot accept us as equals, I decline. Hey on the brighter side, I always got a "man that likes men" vibe out of you, I suppose I got myself a fan huh? Someone trying to copycat me. Damn, I feel broken, or maybe I just realized how broken I have allowed myself to become, lets say you are not really a woman and where using this in order to break me. Then I gotta say you got me there, and I am not proud of that, I guess that you trying, where I gave up, makes you the better one regardless.

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