yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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