why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Bob Saget

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Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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What do you call a black guy surrounded by a gang of white guys? I don't know, maybe if you asked him his name you would find out.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Women can vote? wtf

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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