Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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This is an anti joke

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

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Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

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Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What can be said about a high school drop out who is 30, lives with his mom, and plays WoW all day? He is probably a very high level mage

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What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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men, men like men= men+bed

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What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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