- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

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