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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

800 people died last year. end of story

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

How do you name a beast who eat rocks and fly. rock-eater flying beast

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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