What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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When life throws you lemons, your first instinct is to make lemonade. Due to your severe lemon allergy, however, you will die within several minutes and therefore have no viable method of creating said lemonade. You die horribly and your death sparks a movement against the biological warfare of life.

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I saw a woman get burned alive on the news... That woman was my mom.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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