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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

My girlfriend reckons that a small penis shouldn't affect our sex life. She may be right, but I'd prefer it if she didn't have one.

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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